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Old 01-30-2007, 12:04 AM
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Describe Earth to an Alien

Your alien penpal from Jargonaut 7 wants to know what it's like to live on your planet. What can you tell him?
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I would say "You should ask an Eagle. They have a much better view of the place!"
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It's the wet ball of dirt inhabited by the angry little idiots.
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It's a place of unlimited potential.
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"Keep away! Beware! Danger! If we catch you, we will cut you open and wonder at what makes you tick, rather than ask you beforehand. Keep away!"
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Re: Describe Earth to an Alien

A land ruled with relentless fear by a race of omnipotent Clowns. Their evil agenda hidden by pitiful circus acts. The humans have fought them for years, pushing them back little by little, but they just keep sending them in.
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Re: Describe Earth to an Alien

Most of our planet is water, and we humans can't live in that stuff!
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Which is weird, because most of our body is water, too.
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I think first I'd want to know who was delivering our mail.
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The president of the universe!
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Nixon's reanimated head.
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It is impossible since we would both have different frames of reference.
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First off....why do they need to anal probe us to find out what we are all about.......Heck just tell them to go to your local Wal Mart.
Tell them also NASA needs your god darn address so they can stop spending money looking for you aliens.
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A land ruled with relentless fear by a race of omnipotent Clowns. Their evil agenda hidden by pitiful circus acts. The humans have fought them for years, pushing them back little by little, but they just keep sending them in.

description of Bush Administration???
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