The 'there's just NO WAY that fixxlevy is a twat, EVER' thread

What the hell is a fixxlevy anyway?

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

i know weird

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My Dad Is A Dermatologist... I Should Know!
yah...i'm a girl
Who Are You? Who Am I? To Say We Know The Reason Why?
:n) <--roger :nD <---dave :n[D <---nick 8n) <---rick :~) <---syd

We don't hate you Syd..Shine on yoo crazey Diemund

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116941...hero_rock_out/

..now we know where you've been hiding Dave!

aww that is so sweet

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My Dad Is A Dermatologist... I Should Know!
yah...i'm a girl
Who Are You? Who Am I? To Say We Know The Reason Why?
:n) <--roger :nD <---dave :n[D <---nick 8n) <---rick :~) <---syd

Im a sweet old codger at heart.

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116941...hero_rock_out/

..now we know where you've been hiding Dave!

o hmmm

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My Dad Is A Dermatologist... I Should Know!
yah...i'm a girl
Who Are You? Who Am I? To Say We Know The Reason Why?
:n) <--roger :nD <---dave :n[D <---nick 8n) <---rick :~) <---syd

"Fixxy,Fixxy,Where Fore Art Thou?"

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone

As reported in my earlier post, our young Romeo is still high up in the Swiss alps at the Vottahorn clinic. His gonads (which you will remember have swollen to unimaginable proportions) are starting to respond slowly to the injections of the Shrivveledbollox serum. The injections combined with special yodelling exercises, pioneered by Dr Vottahorn, are said to be working well, but it is a slow process. Fixxy has had the nurses measuring his testicles, and giving them a bed bath, at every opportunity. A special wheel barrow has been provided in order that he can take a stroll in the grounds. Unfortunately a gardener mistook the gonad wheelbarrow for one of his own, and stuck a pitchfork into the bulbous mass. It is said that this has improved fixxy's yodelling no end. Dr Vottahorn is now thinking of using this technique in similar cases. Its a true story.

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116941...hero_rock_out/

..now we know where you've been hiding Dave!

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....

crikey..I thought it was Roger Moore

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116941...hero_rock_out/

..now we know where you've been hiding Dave!

i personally find this thread EXTREMELY offensive.

that anyone would dare insinuate that there could possibly be ANYTHING wrong with being a twat...

we twats are a proud race with a proud heritage of twatage. momma twat would cry were i to tell of such slander. you should all be ashamed.

why, theres nothing more enjoyable than being with a nice, warm twat.

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"Exterminate all rational thought...that is the conclusion I have come to."
- William S. Burroughs
'NAKED LUNCH'

Happiness is a warm pun.

Welcome back, missing NY bro

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....

why thank you. good to be back. i quite enjoy adding nonsense to every topic.

it doesnt have to be funny to be stupid.

you have aim?

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"Exterminate all rational thought...that is the conclusion I have come to."
- William S. Burroughs
'NAKED LUNCH'

Well actually I originally titled this thread the "Fixxlevy is a twat thread" but the man hiimself edited it.

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