Enjoy the forthcoming PF album

BACK TO EARTH

1 - The Inevitable Soundscape Opening Track
(Gilmour, Waters, Wright, Mason)

2 - How We Won the Legal Battle against That Bassist
(Gilmour, Wright, Mason)

3 - No, You Didn't
(Waters)

4 - Yes, We Did (Instrumental)
(Gilmour, Wright, Mason)

5 - The "What I Did for the Last Thirteen Years" Suite:
a - Part 1: Sailing (In Greece)
b - Part 2: Lazying
c - Part 3: Sailing (Reprise)
(Wright)

6 - Instrumental (AKA The Best Lyrics I've Ever Written)
(Gilmour, Mason)

7 - The Return of the Grand Vizier
(Played by "The Nick Mason And His Mechanics Quartet")

8 - How I Was Fired by Roger
(Piano by Wright, shouts in the background by Waters)

9 - See-Saw-Seen (A Song for Foreign Students)
(Gilmour, Mason and their grammar teacher)

10 - The Return of the Pie with No Crust
(Mason)

11 - The "There Were 15 Minutes Left on the Album and We Had to Fill Them" Suite
(Waters, Gilmour, Wright, Mason)

12 - Gloomy Ballad about Maggie
(Waters)
Guitar, piano and drums played by his unemployed uncle

13 - A Song of Mine
(Gilmour)
In this song, Gilmour was helped by Polly Samson, Joe Carin, Guy Pratt, India Waters, His unemployed cousin, His lawnmower, his hairdresser, his dog (Seamus III)

BONUS TRACKS:
EMI will include 7 different bonus versions of "Confortably Numb" to make more money.

SINGLES:
"How I was Fired By Roger" will be released as a single.
"The Return Of The Pie With No Crust" will be the b-side.

Quite amusing!

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

I think there will be two hidden tracks after "A Song of Mine".

14 - A Serenade About a Boy Who Looses His Father in a War And Falls into Deep Depression As He Grows Older
(Waters)

15 - Stupid Oldies Can't Do Anything Without Me
(Carin)

Don't forget One of these afternoons (I'm going to follow the Sunlight around the room)

(all)

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Solo work

Band

so true

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Shine on, Syd...

RIP Rick, I'll see you at "The Great Gig In The Sky"

Very funny

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"The sound of music in my ears"

"Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalized, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism."
Karl Marx, Das Kapital, 1867

I'm a foreign student from Spain and i don't get the meaning of

"9 - See-Saw-Seen (A Song for Foreign Students)
(Gilmour, Mason and their grammar teacher)"

but all the tracks are very funny.

My congratulations for such an imagination.

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...you are only coming through in waves...

See Saw is a PF song and pinkan added the world seen, like the verb conjugation "To See" for the foreign students learn this verb conjugation.

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"The sound of music in my ears"

"Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalized, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism."
Karl Marx, Das Kapital, 1867

Ahhh NOW I get it

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

Melo should stick to doing babies. In Malaga.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

those ones made me laugh
those are the best
this thread acually makes me wana post on this thread

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My Dad Is A Dermatologist... I Should Know!
yah...i'm a girl
Who Are You? Who Am I? To Say We Know The Reason Why?
:n) <--roger :nD <---dave :n[D <---nick 8n) <---rick :~) <---syd

You forgot
"Random Sound Effects (Is the Best I Can Do)"
(Mason)

16 - Free Bore (me talking about war again)
(Waters)
17 - Wot's ...uh the Meal?
(Mason)
18 - Dyke
(Polly Samson...no wait a sec...)
19 - A Plateful of Biscuits (and tea)
(Wright)
20 - Father's Snout (The Post-War Bugger's Dream)
(Waters)
21 - Careful with that Sax, Dick
(Alan Parsons...whilst recording Money)
22 - One of these days (I'm going to cut that pie into little pieces)
(Mason)
23 - When You're Out (Yeah Rog, you!)
(Gilmour)
24 - Dine on You Lazy Bastard (David let's tour already!)
(Wright, Mason)
25 - Wish You Were Near (Ode To the Pie)
(Mason)
26 - Happiest Days of Our Wives (The Divorce Chronicles)
(Waters, Gilmour, Wright, Mason)
27 - The Emo's Return
(Wright,Carin)
28 - One Nip Slip (Careful Darling)
(Gilmour)

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I could use one.

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ehmm....none right now