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Old 12-28-2004, 04:30 PM
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I just found this interesting tip in a magazine.


A guinea pig makes an ideal paint roller for your next home make over. Use a mouse for areas that need finer detail.


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Was that in the Viz?
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Funnily enough...yes!
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don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
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That's the kind of stuff! Well done that man.
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busy executives. Don't buy a Dachshund. Their amusing sausage shape means they take 50% longer to stroke than other dogs, and time is money!
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Smarties tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic "space cat". For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pets tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.
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Next time you're buying ham or spam, why not try Emu instead? It's leaner, and has an interesting smell when fried in corn oil. Plus it's a fabulous source of Aluminium. Don't forget to pluck the emu before you cook it!
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A guinea pig makes an ideal paint roller for your next home make over. Use a mouse for areas that need finer detail.


Use a hamster for areas that need finer detail. A mouse has a tail.
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Actaully.. Emu is really nutritious, and tasty

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Old ladies.

A dab of silver model aircraft paint transforms repulsive facial warts into fashionable face piercings.
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Funnily enough...yes!

Couldn't be any other way, great magazine. I still read it while taking a crap regularly.
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HOUSEWIVES.

Look in the dictionary to find the difference between the words 'need' and 'want', then carefully choose the right one when talking about buying new dresses.
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Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
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Don't um....buy uh...lemon juice..just go.........dr.....ain....alemon...............:han gs head in shame:
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