Baby on the cover of "Nevermind" by Nirvana is 17

Looks like he's turned into a big ol' douche.

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He's probably never even heard of Nirvana.

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Being that he's being interviewed for 'Classic Albums: Nevermind by Nirvana' and appeared on the cover as a baby, I'm pretty sure that even subliminally, he'll be aware of the fact that there was a band called Nirvana, who's Nevermind album cover he appeared on (as a baby).

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

I wonder if his family got paid.

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Yea, but he looks like a dick.

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nah, he just looks like a regular American kid for his age. I also realise that may imply that regular American kids look like dicks in general but Im willing to take that chance.

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Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

LOL, talk about a claim to fame.

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"LIFE'S WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS..."
John Lennon (1940 - 1980) R.I.P.

Of course he would have been paid...and his parents have probably spent the lot on that new SUV they've been eyeing greedily.

Alternatively, they might have been good parents and put the money away for the lad to have and use later.

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Really, nevermind.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

It was the nineties, so they probably would have spent it on VCR's in every room, rather than an SUV.

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I'll second that.

"I second that!"

I seconded that.

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Looks like he's got a Jane Fonda wig on under that hat.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

Yeah, he's Jane Fonda with all the hair and none of the activism. He doesn't even look like he can form coherent sentences without the word 'dude'.

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