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Axe victim · #16 08-12-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Two-Headed Boy

What do I get? Please tell me it's a glass eye.

I have a large ball of string which I have collected over the years, you can have that, and also several copies of the readers Digest. This will help to enrich your word power, and give you many amusing anecdotes which you can impress your friends and family with. Unfortunately someone else has had their eye on my brown eye, so you can't have it.

tony romo · #17 08-12-2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Dwyer

Thanks Melo and no Tony Romo Annabelle doesen't want a Cowboy Onesie. Trust me she already has an Eagle one.

ryan_airplane · #18 08-12-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axe victim

several copies of the readers Digest. This will help to enrich your word power, and give you many amusing anecdotes which you can impress your friends and family with.

that they do, ed, that they do....

Aneurysm · #19 08-12-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axe victim

I have a large ball of string which I have collected over the years, you can have that, and also several copies of the readers Digest. This will help to enrich your word power, and give you many amusing anecdotes which you can impress your friends and family with. Unfortunately someone else has had their eye on my brown eye, so you can't have it.

Well, my condolences to whoever finally gets that brown eye. . .

I will probably end up with dentures. . .again.

ryan_airplane · #20 08-12-2007, 09:57 PM

hey what would some good names be for my lchild....it's a girl, by the way, and we have some ideas....here they are:
Sydney
Makinzie (family name)
Kaitlyn
Katrina
Meagen (another family name)
.....any other ideas...we kinda want to stay close to these though.

Axe victim · #21 08-13-2007, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aneurysm

I will probably end up with dentures. . .again.

Listen..you can never have enough dentures...
My uncle got roaring drunk one night ( a common occurrence) and after a long session clutching the toilet bowl he spewed his dentures into the water. My aunt vigourously walloped him between the shoulder blades, in an effort to dislodge any pieces of diced carrot that might be stuck in his throat. She then flushed the toilet, whilst my uncle tried to clear his throat and explain that his dentures were down the toilet. Sadly they were never seen again..so if any of you fishermen ever hook a marlin sporting a row of dentures please send them back!

....so you can nver have enough dentures ( I still have all my own teeth..surprisingly enough considering the life I have led)