Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

Simon · #1 10-06-2007, 09:26 PM

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--At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

--Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

--Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

--Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'in'.

--Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

--In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

--Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

--Don't use punctuation

--As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

--Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

--Sepcify that your drive thru order is to go.

--Sing along at the opera.

--Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

--Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

--Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

--Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

-- Get on the elevator & insist that everyone call you "Admiral."

--When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"

--When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!"

--Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

cheers,

DeathTöngue · #2 10-06-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon

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--Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

cheers,

This, I shall do.

Botley · #3 10-06-2007, 11:42 PM

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Sing along at the opera.

Already taken care of that!

fairjess · #4 10-07-2007, 12:40 AM

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--Sepcify that your drive thru order is to go.

My dad does that... lots of fun

stchrissie · #5 10-08-2007, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Simon

-- Get on the elevator & insist that everyone call you "Admiral."

--Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

Gigolo_Aunt · #6 10-10-2007, 04:02 PM

that's great.

some I made myself........

wear your old wedding dress for a night on the town with the girls.
if someone congratulates you, ask; what for?

carry a plastic doll baby around with you; ask random strangers on the street on why your baby isn't growing and what's wrong with it.

walk into bars, sit under the table and start playing with hotweels cars you found in your pocket along with a melted chocolate biscuit.

In the canteen/sitting area at work, hide in the press where they keep the cups for tea and start making "wooo" sounds without letting on you are in the cupboard.

this way, if you are COMPLETEY insane, you will at least inspire some laughs.